They're Only Virgin If You Exclude All The Buggering

Last night I went to Lentils, for the last time ever,

This place has saved me a few times in the past couple of months

It's a community restaurant, serving up some really nice vegetarian stuff that isn't just nut roasts and Quorn (probably because I haven't seen Quorn over here) and the best part is you pay 'what you can afford', which is whatever silver coins I have in my wallet. It was delicious, then an early night for I had to get the airport shuttle to Melbourne's International terminal at 6:45am.

I arrived at the airport around 8am, went to check in and my flight was cancelled...
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What? Dammit Virgin Australia! I expressed my concerns with their company name on Facebook (as is customary these days)

 

I will not apologise for the swearing as it was a crucial element in the joke, apart from Virgin airlines who are clearly the biggest joke of all!

The staff are nice to look at though, so that's something... and that's not just my opinion.

So now I'm at Melbourne Airport's domestic terminal, rather than the international one, waiting until 2pm to fly NORTH before swapping to Brisbane's international terminal and flying SOUTH to Auckland, New Zealand. 

None of these people have ever seen an atlas.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to twiddle my thumbs for four hours in a cafe that is playing awful house remixes of awful songs that are always on the awful radio over here!

So this, only with more 'Boomtisboomtisboomtisboomtis IF LOOKS COULD KIIIIILLL...'