Work sucks, I know.

She left me roses by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares...

It's Thursday, I'm looking and applying for jobs, that's about it. I've also posted another ad on Gumtree, but this one was a tad more aggressive because I'm a bit fed up of working for crappy companies that pose no challenge or valuable experience that I can take to other jobs. Of course the experience would be of use if I made my own bun running company.

Pictured: A terrible idea

I already have a reply to my Gumtree advert from a textile company called Lincoln Fabrics or something, though the reply was vague so it's probably a money laundering scam again. But I have applied for a couple of advertised jobs, I won't jinx it but they would be much better than the sandwich selling and meat promoting that are taking up space on my CV.

I have also received another 'foreign lady seeking good man, definitely not a scam, honest' email. This time from a girl who is less about the 'posting pictures of her arse' and more about the 'emailing two pictures of her face and a wall of text'

Correspondence, she can spell that but chooses to abbreviate 'international'?

 "I found you somewhere on the net. I don't remember which one it was." There is more than one internet? I like how both pictures give a glimpse into her residence, the one on the left is in the bathroom and on the right is the bedroom, so she lives in better conditions than me, she also has a Louis Vuitton bag, which means she's probably an idiot (in case the language skills didn't already suggest that). Of course she says she is trying to improve her English, which is nice. The email ends with 'her' aspirations of meeting the right man (her 'prince' as she puts it)

I don't get what she means.

Then the final line, "Please write me back! I will be checking it often. I hope I'm your type of girl, I'm not sure.... but....!! I hope so!"
I don't know what she'll be checking, maybe I should ask if she's seen a doctor about her troublesome 'it'. She hopes she is my type of girl, I have been asked before what my type of girl is, of course I am a complicated man with many aspirations and ideals of my own and so my 'type' reflects that,

Yep, she sounds perfect.

The whole plan falls flat when she mentions trying to find a job, I have enough trouble finding a decent job without some Russian girl adding to the competition, so she can just stay in that con man's imagination, sorry, I mean 'Russia'.

And that's the news. To summarise, I'm looking for a better job and getting Russian con-men emailing me pictures of a girl's face in different rooms. It's all go here!

PS: What kind of email address is 'belayaptichka1'? Apparently it translates to 'белая птичка' which is Russian for 'White Bird', which totally sounds like a KGB code name.

"Da, comrade, the white bird flies south in October"